Quotes of Warcraft II

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This article contains lore taken from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, the manuals, and official bonus maps.

Warcraft II

Setup program

(clicking the sound test button)

• "Your sound card works perfectly."
• "Enjoying yourself?"
• "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Human Alliance

Peasant

• "Ready to serve."
• "Yes?"
• "My lord?"
• "What is it?"
• "Hello."
• "Okay."
• "Alright."
• "Yes my lord!"
• "Job's done."
• "Oh, what?"
• "Y—huh?"
• "Now what?"
• "More work?"
• "Leave me alone!"
• "I don't want to do this!"
• "I'm not listening."

Footman

• "Awaiting orders."
• "Your command?"
• "Your orders?"
• "Yes, sire?"
• "Yes?"
• "My lord?"
• "At your service."
• "Yes."
• "Yes, my lord."
• "As you wish."
• "At once, sire."
• "Make up your mind."
• "Are you still touching me?"
• "Don't you have a kingdom to run?"
• "I do have work to do."
• "'Join the army,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
• "'See the world,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
• "I'd rather be sailing."
• "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (from the shareware version)
• "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (from the shareware version)
• "[Mentioning several features about the retail version rapidly.] Buy it now!" (from the shareware version)
• "I love your publication!" (from the Warcraft 2 pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
• "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft 2." (pre-release review version)
• "You're the best writer in all the land!" (pre-release review version)
• "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (pre-release review version)
• "We are under attack!"
• "The town is under attack!"

Elven Archer/Ranger

• "I come to serve."
• "Your Eminence?"
• "Exalted one?"
• "My sovereign?"
• "Your wish?"
• "Yes."
• "By your command."
• "For the Alliance."
• "Move out."
• "We must take action."
• "Time is of the essence."
• "Even elder races get tired of waiting."

Knight/Paladin

• "Ready to serve, my lord."
• "Your majesty?"
• "At your service."
• "Sire?"
• "What ho!"
• "We move."
• "In your name."
• "For the king."
• "Defending your honour."
• "I need orders."
• "Give me a quest!"
• "Don't force me to run you through!"

Gnomish Flying Machine

• "I've got a flying machine!"
• "Hello, sonny."
• "Want me to fly?"
• "Are you listening?"
• (distant) "I'm flying…"
• (distant) "Goodbye…"

Dwarven Demo Squad

• "Dwarves ready."
• "What do you want?"
• "Ach?"
• "Aye laddy."
• "Okay."
• "Alright."
• "Move out."
• "Yes sir."
• "I love blowin' things up!"
• "Bombs are great!"
• "Tilt one back with me, dog!"

Mage

• "Who summoned me?"
• "What is it?"
• "Do you need assistance?""
• "Your request?"
• "As you wish."
• "Very well."
• "Alright."
• "I'm a busy man."
• "Don't anger me."
• "I warned you!" (thunder sound)

Alliance Ships

• "Captain on the bridge."
• "Aye, captain?"
• "Skipper?"
• "Set sail?"
• "Aye, aye, sir."
• "Aye, Captain."
• "Underway."
• "Work completed."
• "Stop rocking the boat!"
• "You're making me seasick!"
• (vomiting)

Orcish Horde

Peon/Grunt

• "Ready to work." (Peon)
• "Your command, master." (Grunt)
• "Zok tok."
• "Itok."
• "Er?"
• "Huh?"
• "Ur-ur-urh!"
• "Glor dook."
• "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
• "Dabu."
• "Swobu."
• "Lok'tar."
• "Work complete."
• "We're being attacked!"
• "They're destroying our city!"
• "WHAAAAT?!"
• "Look out!"
• "Missed me!"
• "Hee hee hee! That tickles." ( Elmo )
• "I would not do such things if I were you."
• "My tummy feels funny."
• (burp) "'scuse me."
• "You're good looking for a human."
• "You buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (from the shareware version)
• "You buy full version. Pleeease?" (from the shareware version)
• "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (from the shareware version)
• "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (pre-release review version)
• "You give good review? Pleeease?" (pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker

• "New troll here!"
• "Joo call me?"
• "Joo want axe?"
• "What joo wan'me kill?"
• "Okay."
• "Alright."
• "You da boss."
• "I got axe for you!"
• (muttered curses)
• "Say hello to my little friend!" (From Scarface)

Two-headed Ogre

• "We're ready, master."
  "I'm not ready."
• "Huh?"
  "What?"
• "What?"
  "Huh?"
• "Yes?"
• "Master?"
• "Okay."
• "Yes, master."
• "Alright."
• "Yes, master."
  "I don't want to!"
• "All right."
  "Now I'm hungry."
• "This way."
  "No, that way!"
• (burp)
  "He did it!"
  "No, he did it!"
• (fart)
  (Both laugh)

Ogre Mage

• "We're ready, master."
• "Yes, master?"
• "What?"
• "Yes?"
• "What is it?"
• "Yes, master."
• "Of course."
• "Right away."
• (burp) "We did it."
• "We're not brainless anymore."
• "I've got the brain."
  "Nuh-uh!"

Goblin Zeppelin

• "Here I am."
• "I can see my house!"
• "I wish I had a weapon!"

Death Knight

• "I'm alive!"
• "Yes?"
• "Make it quick."
• "Of course... master."
• "Very well."
• (Growls)
• "I'm growing impatient."
• "Don't push it."
• "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you."

Goblin Sappers

• "We're ready."
• "What?"
• "Yes?"
• "Who is it?"
• "Hello?"
• "Okay."
• "Certainly."
• "Yes, boss."
• "All right."
• "We've got explosives!"
• "KABOOM!"
• "Awww, it's beautiful!"

Orc Ships

• "Done building ship."
• "Arg?"
• "Aye, matey?"
• "Yes, Captain?"
• "Ahoy."
• "I would love to."
• "You're the captain."
• Crowd: "Yo ho!"
• "Who wants to sing?"
• (Orcs singing)

Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)

Alleria

• "What?"
• "Well?"
• "Hello?"
• "Let's go."
• "Follow me."
• "Move it."
• "Excuse me?"
• "You never touch the other elves like that."
• "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!"

Danath

• "What?"
• "Need somethin'?"
• "Bring it on."
• "Follow me."
• "Step aside, Junior."
• "Draw steel, boys."
• "You talkin' to me?"
• "Hands off, grubber."
• "Don't waste my time."

Khadgar

• "Hello?"
• "Who's there?"
• "Yes, what is it?"
• "If I must."
• "Alright, alright."
• "Yes."
• "Do you know who I am?"
• "I'm very busy."
• "Are you still here?"

Kurdran

• "What?"
• "Aye?"
• "Yes, lad?"
• "Alright."
• "Ach, okay."
• "Yes, sir!"
• "I'll fling a hammer at you."
• "You got a belly full of haggis!"
• "Ach, there is no hope for this lad."

Turalyon

• "I am at your service."
• "Command me."
• "Orders, sire?"
• "A noble quest."
• "For Lothar."
• "Of course, my king."
• "Why must you torment me?"
• "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?"
• "I challenge you, heathen!"

Deathwing

• "What?"
• "Huh?"
• "I'm waiting."
• "Yes."
• "Alright."
• "Do you like fire?"
• "I'm full of it!"
• (sound of breathing fire)

Dentarg

• "Huh?"
• "What do you want?"
• "Yes?"
• "At once, my master."
• "For Ner'zhul."
• "We're on our way."
• "We don't understand."
• "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?"
• "Ner'zhul will have your head."

Grom Hellscream

• "Whaaat?"
• "Tell me what to do!"
• "Yeees?"
• "Take it."
• "Slice and dice!"
• "Time to die!"
• "Welcome to my nightmare!"
• "I am Iron Man!"
• "Feelings…"

Korgath Bladefist

• "Need a hand?"
• "Yeah?"
• "Huh?"
• "I'm on it."
• "Chop chop!"
• "Yep."
• "Stop it!"
• "You...!"
• "Do you feel lucky, punk?" (from Dirty Harry)

Teron Gorefiend

• "Greetings."
• "Yes?"
• "What?"
• "Immediately."
• "Whatever you wish."
• "I'd be delighted."
• "That doesn't hurt."
• "This is the reason I ended it all."
• "Stop that incessant clicking!"

See also

Units & Structures WarCraft II: Units (Category) WarCraft II: Structures WarCraft II: Spells & Abilities WarCraft II: Icons Other WarCraft II: Original Patch Information WarCraft II: Battle.net Edition Patch Information WarCraft II: Cheat codes WarCraft II: Unit quotes

General Information WarCraft II: Tides of Darkness WarCraft II: Tides of Darkness (Missions) WarCraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal WarCraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal (Missions) WarCraft II: Battle.net Edition